Thursday, June 17, 2004

Men! You can't live with 'em and you can't shoot 'em!

I used to own a key chain with that saying on it. I had a whole male bashing key chain collection that I threw away when Rich and I got together 11 years ago. My other treasures said, "I BRAKE FOR MEN AND OTHER HELPLESS ANIMALS!" "IF WE CAN SEND MAN TO THE MOON, WHY NOT ALL OF THEM?" I can't remember the rest.

My point is, men are tricky creatures to live with for us women.

This morning Rich came out of the bathroom after his shower and his face was clean shaven. I went over to him to touch his nice smooth skin. I smiled and said, "You shaved."

He frowned and said, "I'm out of shaving cream."

"Oh. Well if you told me that you were running low the last time you shaved and noticed the can was getting lighter then you would've had a full can today!" I pointed out helpfully.

He said, "Oh and I need more real soap!"

Lillianna and I use body wash. Rich likes a nice bar of Ivory for himself.

I looked at him and said, "Why didn't you tell me all this before?"

He looked at me and said, "I'm telling you now!"
I just sighed. After all these years I think it's hopeless!

1 comment:

emily said...

Randy does this.He acts all annoyed because he is out of whatever.Like men's deodorant,I don't use that.How would I know he's out?lol

I'm with sending them to the moon.