Things you just don't wanna hear your kid say

This afternoon I had Lillianna slice up some strawberries to put over pound cake for dessert after dinner. I let her use a butter knife instead of a plastic knife this time because I thought she deserved to handle a real utensil. Hey,she's nine,I figured it's time.

I was cleaning up in the kitchen while she was on strawberry duty in the dining room and I knew she could see me. I started doing a goofy dance which made Lillianna laugh. I continued dancing even goofier which made her laugh even more but then she told me to stop.

"Mom,don't make me laugh....I've got a knife in my hand!"